INFLUENCER MARKETING NEWS! REP EXPANDS!
Dear Brands and Influencers of the world,
We’re growing. We’re expanding. We’re all aboard and heading to new territories. We’re like the Magellan of the influencer marketing start-ups, circumnavigating the world in our own way:
You’ve no doubt noticed we recently launched on the Google Play store. Now we’ve added
Social media influencers and enthusiasts in the rest of the world, please note: We’re not playing favorites here—we are adding to the territories as fast as we can. Do not despair, we’ll reach your shores and land ASAP. It’s just a matter of time.
At any rate, for those of you with brands looking to get involved in influencer marketing campaigns and activations, hop on. Learn our app; grow with us. There are benefits to early adopters, we’ve detailed them here.
Pardon the brag, but it’s important to note that in the short weeks since we’ve launched our cumulative reach is well over 50 million. And as we said above, the rate with which influencers (both micro and massively popular) are jumping onboard is incredible, increasing daily—and beyond flattering.
We thank you for your enthusiasm and support and look forward to continued success.
As always, we’re here for you. New brands, new influencers, should you have any questions, influencer marketing tips, comments, well wishes, drop us a line: firstname.lastname@example.org
PS. if you haven’t yet, peep this video that gives a nice overview of our platform and intentions.
Also here are some of my favorite Rick and Morty quotes
- Rick: “Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science”
- Morty: “I mean, why would a Pop-Tart want to live inside a toaster, Rick? I mean, that would be like the scariest place for them to live. You know what I mean?”
Rick: “You’re missing the point, Morty. Why would he drive a smaller toaster with wheels? I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house? No.”
- Rick: “Weddings are basically funerals with cake.”
Rick: “Wow, I really Cronenberged up the whole place, huh Morty? Just a bunch a Cronenberg’s walkin’ around.”